I needed to get somewhere so i took the train, and it was full of REDHEADS of the "enemy" football team, so i did not say anything, and found a seat... at some point some one of them asked me "what team are you" and i told him calmly and coldly the truth (AKA: your enemy team) and he screamed "beat his ass" and punched me! i replied to that with an elbow jab to his stomach, saying : I am officially at self defense now! and beaten the hell out of them!

Moral : if you want to beat someone, let him make it LEGAL!

I HATE those red-headed punks!